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She was mortified. It was not supposed to be this way. She had dreamed of her wedding a thousand times, and always she had pictured how her betrothed would stand behind her tall and strong, sweep the cloak of his protection over her shoulders, and tenderly kiss her cheek as he leaned forward to fasten the clasp.
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
I want one.
if this picture gets 40k notes i will buy a bunch of other rubber chickens and make a rubber chicken biker gang
Submitted by: centernova
Artwork by: Spacekitty04
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Pocket Princesses 61: Humidity
Please reblog, don’t repost
(When in doubt, joke about their hair ;))
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”